how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady)

"I care so much I’m sick."


Ray BradburyFahrenheit 451 (via quotablebookquotes)

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

"The madder it makes you, the harder you need to laugh at it."


― Destiny Booze (via psych-quotes)