souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

image

(Source: loganlerms)

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii)

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

godtierjanecrocker:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • man

that was a sentence right there

“No! stop dude, literally like seriously, man.”